im sorry. is my swag distracting you
me during the interlude of a song leading to a nicki minaj’s verse
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
getting called ugly by ugly people is so surreal
So I finally caught him in the act of escaping
Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
who unfollowed me